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by lolwut484793ue3j November 15, 2004

Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.

Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.

by jin-roh May 20, 2016

Google Bong

When you google a combination of words that should never be together.

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Bar-tending lessons for babies

Guy 1- Dude, those are mad Google Bongs

by urbaner7863784682764 January 1, 2011

Google challenge

When you’re hitting it from the back you try to slyly slide a google eye over his/her butthole. If she notices, you fail.

Dude I railed this chick last night and completed the google challenge!

by Cactus balls July 19, 2021

google chromosome

A way to reference autism in a more satirical and humorous way.

Thomas: "Ayy man, this nigga spreadin' his google chromosomes around, what we gonna do?"
Ben: "Shut the fuck up Thomas, I'm sick of your bullshit; everyone is."

by Scrötumm Teeklurr June 11, 2017

Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.

Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!

by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010

Google Home

The microphone Google uses for marketing.

Person 1: "Hey Google, I feel sick."
Google Home: According to Mayo Clinic, Malaise can have causes that aren't due to underlying disease. Examples include eating too much, drinking too much, inadequate sleep, feeling sad, missing normal exercise routine, or caffeine withdrawal."
Google Employee at Google Headquarters: "You hear that? Advertise medicine to them now!"

by HokoraYinphineMPP August 23, 2019