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GLofton

Always checks on you and wants to make sure you are OK. Knows your past and reminds you who you are. You will always find comfort in his presence. Truly one of your best friends that will always love you no matter what.
GLofton makes my day anytime I see him.
by RaytheDuke June 1, 2024
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Gloobicate

To Gloobicate is to cover your dick in gooch grease, masturbate till you’re near ejaculation, then smack someone’s face with your dick 37 times. No more, no less. Once you e smacked them, you ejaculate in their belly button and tickle their gooch till they’re crying-laughing.
“Bro. If you keep stealing my stuff, I’m gonna gloobicate all over you.”
by TheRealGoochTickler September 18, 2024
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GLOBTALAR

A war cry for death used in Chad
GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR GLOBTALAR!!!
by toasterbathnumbertwo January 18, 2025
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glooken

The action of grundle juice dripping down into your underwear or when your grundle is greased up.
by Peepeejokes February 2, 2025
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Glood

Person 1: ur such a fucking glood!

person 2: what the hell man
by mistermulch March 4, 2026
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Glontripate

To beat the Pope into a pulp

(Glontripated, Glontripation. other methods such as Vehicular Glontripation, Blunt Glontripation, etc.)
"Dude, did you hear? Johnny Glontripated!"
by Sean “Moron” Moran June 3, 2025
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Glooby

What Mr Ant Tenna is never
He's GROOVY and NEVER glooby!
by Nedsterlator June 9, 2025
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