gliding

When two penises attempt a docking maneuver, but miss the target and wind up rubbing along each others' shafts

oh dude, me and bro tried to dock, but we used too much lube and we wound up gliding.

by theglidemaster September 23, 2014

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Gloid

A fictional gland that resides within the anus of any chosen living creature.

(a) As if you really did? Gloid! (b) This gloid cut me up on the A40 (c) You gloid! (d) Chicken gloid, badger gloid, gloid of a budgie, budgie gloid etc.

by KingEricCantona April 24, 2009

glod

someone who should go home

go home glod

by the juniors April 3, 2003

gladis

see edna
edna's crusty friend who always comes over to edna's house to play bridge

gladis is a dyke...

by that guy that doesn't like old people June 20, 2004

gladiator gay

shaved head iron pumped big & way gay

i was working out at the gym..man there were these two huge gladiator gays pumping iron

by eddi cook May 3, 2011

Snow Globing

When you and some of your closest friends capture an unsuspecting victim and throw them in a couldron full of boiling honey and then you and said friends simultaneously jizz into said couldron while the victim in inside and then you put the lid on and push it over.

“Remember when we were snow globing billy last weekend?“ “That was hilarious”.

by Nignog44 November 20, 2017