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The Gap

This distance between a girls legs directly below her pubis symphsis.

(There is a slight distance decrease as the inner thigh usually bulges in, about 1-1.5" down from the perineal. This is natural in even the most perfect 18 year old specimens)

GAP TEST

Tell your woman to get in her bikini. Instruct her to stand in an upright and standing position, as if she was waiting in line at the grocery store with food that she will cook for you later tonight.
With her facing directly in front of you, make sure that her ankles are touching each other.
From her ankles to her crouch, the inside of her legs should never touch. Ever. This is the GAP TEST. If her legs do touch, you will need to consider taking drastic measures to remedy the situation.
Calling her fat will not help, add -ass to the end of it, that usually increases response time.

Also see The Bridge and The Valley to learn other important female attributes.
"Dude, did you see the gap on that chick?!!"

"Yes dude, she must be an import"
by Fireball 53 July 27, 2009
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Baby Gap

When a girl wears clothes smaller than their actual size to show off their body.
Guy: Oh look baby gap!
Girl: what's baby gap?

Guy: oh its someone who "shops" at a baby store and wears clothes thats too small for them.
by MOE!™ June 7, 2014
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Gender Gap

Any number and the gender gap equals 1.
by 400 Queseritos October 5, 2016
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windy gap

The gap at the top of a girls legs. You can use the Cunt Gap Index, or CGI to measure this and it is in finger widths ranging from 0 where you couldnt fit anything in to 4 where an upturned palm could fit between the legs therefore really displaying an impressive windy gap
That girls windy gap has an impressive CGI of 4!
by Wearthefoxhat January 5, 2018
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tooth gap nigga

That Wyatt is a big tooth gap nigga.
by FunnyNotRacist July 23, 2020
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Rabun Gap

pretty ass ngl, boutta dip tf outta here. Sidenote my balls have an itch but thats totally unrelated to Rabun Gap. Thats all.
My balls itch like a bitch ngl, probably because of Rabun Gap.
by Fortniteballs6942069 December 2, 2021
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Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.
Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.
by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020
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