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cum goggles 

When a girl uses standard laboratory goggles with the front part cut out to just have the outer rim of the goggles left. This is so someone can give a facial to the cum goggles wearer and have their eyes covered in sperm.
Man did you see that bukkake? That girls' eyes are drowning because of those cum goggles.

Beer Goggles 

Modification of your opinion of an ugly chick based on the amount of beer you have drunk. The more you drink the better looking the girls are. Helps support the rule of: go ugly early.
Hey did you see that hag that rob is hitting on, he's got his beer goggles on again.
Beer Goggles by stevemcccormick November 16, 2007

Afghan goggles

The act of a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst his testicles sit in her eye sockets.
John took a trip to San francisco and scored a pair of afghan goggles.
Afghan goggles by benjiclayton March 22, 2008

Arabian Beer Goggles 

Where you have your girlfriend close her eyes, and you set your ballsack over her nose (facing towards her feet), so that one nut is covering each eye, then you blow your wad into her mouth from this position.
wow, she let him cover her eyes with his nuts while he came in her mouth! She must like Arabian Beer Goggles

ear goggles 

synonym for large ear phones
Ear googles have better bass response than those cheap bud headphones brosef.
ear goggles by POG November 29, 2004

indian goggles 

Listen, the whole reason it is called the Indian goggles is because you have to dot her head with your asshole after putting your balls over her eyes.
She said she wanted to look more ethnic so I gave her the Indian googles.
indian goggles by Big Pimpin January 16, 2004