Funky Cold Medina 

A term used in the 80's by rapper tone loc to describe a clingy gold digging bitch, also has a possible cockney use

Mate 1: look'at'dat love over there shes only into the guy for his wad
Mate 2: yeah, she's a real Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina by LaughingMann January 13, 2012

Funky Cold Medina 

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?
So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said
Funky cold medina"

Funky Cold Medina by bifficus April 26, 2007

Funky Monkey 

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

Funky Monkey by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

Funky Roger 

A mixed drink at QT trip that consists of (in this order) 1/3 Black Cherry Slushie, 3 seconds worth of Vanilla flavoring, and fill the rest with Minute Maid Lemonade.

Hey, I'm gonna go get a Funky Roger at QT.

Funky Roger by bigassonance October 14, 2011

Funky cold Medina 

Originally just a “fuzzy navel,” that’s what Loc and the Beastie Boys were talking about, but many new versions of the drink have popped up since hip-hop made it famous… trust an old G

Dat funky cold Medina droppin ur momma’s panties in the 80’s is the only reason ur around to look this ish up!

Funky cold Medina by IVI r. G June 10, 2022

Funky Brewsta 

A large man who wears balck and dances reeaally goofy.

HOLY SHIT! its the funky brewsta!

Funky Brewsta by Jeremy March 30, 2003

funky doodle noodle 

verb; to have sexual intercourse

1. ahh my parents are having funky doodle noodle!!!

2. are they funky doodle noodle-ing?

funky doodle noodle by banana721 February 28, 2009