A dismissive hand gesture that waves a person away, often impatiently or irritatedly. It is frequently made while not even looking at the person, who is usually someone who unwelcomely interrupted the conversation or activities of the person giving the french wave. A normal wave involves mostly motion of the arms and wrist pivoting from left to right; the french wave mostly involves motion of the fingers (which are held together) back and forth as though to say "shoo."
by Tochterlieber May 4, 2014

by Aebm5 November 17, 2016

lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.
steer clear of lewis french
he is very ginger and looks about 11.
steer clear of lewis french
by beanys February 22, 2019

When a lady is lying nude on her back, legs in the air, and the gentleman politely rubs his bare manhood along the outside of her who-ha until he’s finished.
I’d like to master my conversational French, but if I had to choose between speaking it and perfecting the French Butterfly, I’d always prefer the latter.
by Laia Sugarbush May 11, 2018

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

When you make French toast mix and put your dick in the batter then you stick it in the frying pan. It may sting a bit but at the end you have a nice treat for you and your girlfriend/ boyfriend.
by Linkimusprime December 2, 2019

The act of dipping one's genitals into a toilet bowl, getting a blow job, and then French kissing said blower.
My new girlfriend is kind of a freak and wanted to try the swirly French. Turns out it is pretty great.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
My friend got a swirly French in a public restroom the other day. He's not feeling so well now.
by Frandoozle November 27, 2017
