French Wind

A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.

Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?

Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!

Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..

by RacinJason November 30, 2018

lewis french

lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.

steer clear of lewis french

grace: do you know who just got bbbbbBAITED
cerys: lewis french

by beanys February 22, 2019

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

French Revolution

A reference to the use of the guillotine during the French Revolution to describe receiving bad head. It can almost feel like your head is getting chopped off.

Person 1 - “She gave you head last night? How was it?”
Person 2 - “It was French Revolution bro.”

by Goalieking02 August 28, 2022

French People

They simply do not exist, if someone tells you they are Fr*nch don't believe them they are lying.

"Oui are French People."

"No your not, the Fr*nch aren't real silly."

by Gh0sty6 November 14, 2022

french teacher

a teacher that is so incredibly bad and yells at you for no reason, she takes joy in yelling at kids and always gives attitude

saif: yo did you see my new teacher
me: no whats she like?
saif: she’s such a french teacher dude, she yells at us 24/7

by valval5 May 1, 2021

French Guiana

an overseas department of France, on the NE coast of South America. The capital is Cayenne.

Me and my family went to french guiana in a plane!

by Anushki July 18, 2022