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Get the freezing cold take mug.A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.
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Get the Freezing ass German mug.Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge
Tyrant: What is that??
Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.
Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
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Get the the freezing point of water mug.1. When a female is sexually aroused to the point of excitement where she's just itching for a good dicking but is let down by her lover (either before or during foreplay and/or sex), resulting in intense sexual frustration. This is especially irritating when vaginal stimulation has been initiated.
Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
Synonymous with "blue balls," but for chics.
She was so excited for her booty call that she sent her man a horny text telling him how ready she is for him to pound her pounani, but he texted back bailing on her. She responded by texting him: "Dang boi, ur gonna give me tang freeze?? I'll get me a new dick then!"
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