Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?

Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.

by aldri49 July 30, 2021

freeze out

Any easy winter time trick to get an unwanted deep sleeping or passed out guy or girl out of your bed. Simply open up any windows in your bedroom remove the covers from them and wait until they're too cold to keep sleeping.

Dude 1: Man that girl just wouldn't wake up and get the hell out of my room. I made noise, moved around the bed even pushed her alittle.

Dude 2: So what did you do to get her out of there.

Dude 1: Just opened all the windows took the covers away and gave her the old freeze out

by Pomack September 10, 2011

Freeze

A noun that is similar in definition to a burn except it is far more awesome. Freezes are typically found in common conversation and are used in playful styles of writing. Saying "oooh freeze" also prohibits any chance of your friends saying "do you need some ice for that burn."

Blair: Go play with your imaginary sports team.
Kyle: Oohhhh freeze. Whatever, go lie to your school about what place you come in at crew meets.
Blair: ohhh FREEZE. I don't even have a comeback for that one

by kwink November 5, 2010

freeze bong

When a retard hippie burnout mom smokes too much pot and reminisces with her son and his girlfriend on her back porch.

We used to smoke freeze bongs back in the day.

by T-Dad July 15, 2007

anti freeze

drink made popular by team hood niggah (rhode island beer pong team). it consists of UV blue and vault soda

"yo hood niggah mix me up some anti freeze"

by deuce and normie F baby January 26, 2008

freeze

to run like hell !!

Pig said freeze, so i was outtie faster than a muthafucker

by Jkap November 2, 2003

freeze

Someone who is shy

Conner won't ask that chick out, he's a freeze.

by Jupiter143 March 31, 2008