See the Chicago Speedway lemon incident as metalheads in Chicago call him "Lemon Nuts" as he got nailed in the nuts with a lemon; it's a guess if a Chicago White Sox pitcher is in the audience and threw the lemon. Durst incited a ho yay laced tirade at Chicago radio icon Mancow Muller as MTV.com reported on the 2003 incident as they were on tour with Metallica. MTV Icon ignored all of Metallica's peers and the rest of thrash metal for that matter as they didn't do the Icon right with them. Chicago Sun-Times chronicled Durst slagging on the fans with the taunts "Fucking Pussies" and the crowd "Fuck Fred Durst" as he was pelted with garbage. They know what heavy metal is as they might have a Trouble album in their collection. The "your baseball teams suck" invoked the lemon to the nuts. It's the most high profile projectile nut shot. The website Metal Underground chronicled the lemon projectile incident as it's the joke that the Chicago metal community runs with; as Anthrax came in town and tore shit up in Chicago Heights. He employed some pretty explicit sexual put downs where The Cabbie Homicide writer is a bit funnier with the degrading insults as he applies some of the putdowns to Mary Sangiovanni as a heavy metal band from Chicago took the insult one step further with the crack, "Fuck her and her porn career."
Fred Durst pertaining to Mancow, "I will be fucking Mancow in the ass on your front lawn" as he storms off stage.
The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.
The heavy metal community in Chicago, "What a fucking pussy as we're wanting to attend a Limp Bizkit show with a shopping bag full of lemons so we can aim for his nuts backstage." Fred Durst is associated with the projectile nutshot everyone in the metal community won't let the collective butt of the joke live it down.
by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018
Unsuccessful and unrelenting attempts to gain friendship and influence in exchange for tangible and socially desirable accomodations (meals, physical stimulation, stroking, and sexual oriented favors).
1. I know this guy you can call for free tickets. If he doesn't know your really just giving him a Fred bagel, he'll throw in a nice dinner - just pick a restaurant that is really loud so you don't have to hear him talk.
2. I just heard about this Fred bagel from a friend of mine. If you need a place to stay, he'll put you up for as long as you want. My buddy stayed there, and said the "room service" was the best. Afterwards, the Fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. Eventually the Fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. My buddy then called the Fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. Nice!
3. (verb form): Dude, I just threw him a Fred bagel. I had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then I told him to piss-off. Now he thinks we're friends.
2. I just heard about this Fred bagel from a friend of mine. If you need a place to stay, he'll put you up for as long as you want. My buddy stayed there, and said the "room service" was the best. Afterwards, the Fred bagel continued to call him for weeks on end. Eventually the Fred bagel stopped calling and bad mouthed my buddy to other guys. My buddy then called the Fred bagel again and ended up getting a free round of golf. Nice!
3. (verb form): Dude, I just threw him a Fred bagel. I had him buy me lunch, he blew me, then I told him to piss-off. Now he thinks we're friends.
by Josh-Mark February 06, 2009
Another way to say a large amount of people; Can be synonymous with the world's entire population, excluding Youtube celebrity Fred Figglehorn.
Guy 1: Hey so who d'ya invite to your big birthday bash?
Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!
Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
Guy 2: Everyone that's funnier than fred, dude!
Guy 1: Whoa, that's a lot of people.
by kthnxbai. June 25, 2009
by crowie August 07, 2006
The Absolute most annoying person on youtube. He constantly chipmunkshis voice to make him "funny" while in reality, he is the next generation of alarm clocks :p
Sam: Hey joe, Fred from Youtube is sooo annoying and overrated, don't you think?
Joe: Hey, this is Fred!
Sam: omg... Shut up! fred is just an annoying character. people say he's funny just because the chipmunking of sony vegas has covered the gayness of his real voice. I can believe he makes money off of annoying the hell out of adults and teens around the world on youtube!
Joe: but he's funny
Sam:>_>
Joe: Hey, this is Fred!
Sam: omg... Shut up! fred is just an annoying character. people say he's funny just because the chipmunking of sony vegas has covered the gayness of his real voice. I can believe he makes money off of annoying the hell out of adults and teens around the world on youtube!
Joe: but he's funny
Sam:>_>
by Das uber Spezi! January 01, 2009
by goat your friend January 30, 2016
A cartoon character based in the stone age that has square-looking feet that are excellent for peddling cars. Often hard to find shoes to fit such odd looking feet.
It's a good thing Chris has Fred Flintstone Feet to get him where he needs to go since he was a TARD and got his bike stolen.
by Tara May 17, 2005