by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016
Normally taste like spit, grass, mildew or other unknown substances. Also warm most of the time. Just go buy a bottle of water instead, to save yourself time and sanity.
Person A: *Coughing*
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.
Person B: Dude, go get some water
Person A: I'd rather keep choking than go to the school fountain
Person B: Yeah, true.
by Rhinestone Medici April 19, 2018
Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?
by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 09, 2019
A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.
by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2021
Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.
Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.
by Datacube January 17, 2023
When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022
Multiple males get on all fours in a circle surrounding a female. They then jerk off while making elephant noises until they all shoot a stream of cum onto the female.
by DJslut123 June 22, 2023