Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German Shepherd Jags on social media platforms
which made its debut on september 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: Mostly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
clouds and fog moving in this evening, which will obstruct my view of the neighbor showering.
overnight lows in the 80s with windchill dipping below zero.

Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskincast 

A humorous forecast made by the German shepherd named jags on social media platforms
who coined the phrase on September 28th 2025

Todays foreskincast: partly cloudy this afternoon with a chance of a fart.
Clouds and fog moving in this evening, obstucting my view of the neighbor showering.
lows in the mid 70s tonight with windchills dipping into the teens.

Foreskincast by Jags_von_david October 1, 2025

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

Foreskin Franks by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025

Foreskin Rinds

The human version of pork rinds.

Do you like your foreskin rinds regular or spicy.

Foreskin Rinds by anonymous April 23, 2026

Tramps Foreskin 

A ferocious smell, so bad the mere mention of it makes you want to vom real bad

Barry and his boyfriend raja were in the pub after enjoying watching Pricilla Queen of the Desert, when Barry opened a bad of pork scratchings, Do you want one prononced barry, No fucking way they stink, they remind me of a tramps foreskin.

Cool i'll eat them myself. Now fuck off you mincing dac

Tramps Foreskin by The fist dildo December 10, 2009

Forbidden Foreskin 

Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.

Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.

Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.

Forbidden Foreskin by Cemorolen October 2, 2017

on foreskin 

When you beat your meat, and when you cum, fill it in your foreskin (condoms work too). Then put the foreskin on your meat. Drive to your girl’s house and ask for sex. Before you start, whip off your foreskin and tell her you got a sugary churro for her. ON FORESKIN!

After this party, I’m on foreskinning you so hard!

on foreskin by Gerald and the Hogs March 27, 2019