Porcelain Shoes

On some occasions, people have had sex in an airplane bathroom. Since those bathrooms are so small, some people accidently get their feet stuck in the toilet. those are called porcelain shoes.

Dude, I was f*****g Angela earlier and I got a pair of porcelain shoes. The attendant had to help me out...

by Apecicle April 12, 2010

Shoe Balls

Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).

Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.

by LindsayM November 4, 2011

Shoe-purr

How delighted you feel when you get some new shoes

She shoe-purred to work, happy in the knowledge that she wouldn't fall in the snow.

by Bronzeprincess February 19, 2018

shoe sex

Erotic: an act or fantasy based around shoes and/or feet. Typically practised by males, involving all aspects of shoes, such as smell, shape or size. Can include domination and/or submissiveness, wearing of the idolized shoes or playing with them in an erotic way.

"Man, my wife has the sexyist black high-heal pointy shoes. Just sniffing them drives me wild for shoe sex!"

by zero_ryoko October 9, 2006

pancake shoes

when your shoes wear out from bustin out over the sole and touch the ground also known as a bad case of chode feet.

my feet have blisters because i have pancake shoes.

by shaunzula September 15, 2004

Man Shoes

Women's shoes that appear masculine enough to be worn by a man.

"I used to have pair of shoes like the ones you are wearing. They were real comfortable, although everyone called them my man shoes."

by theheat December 8, 2006

It Was My Shoe

Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe.

The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work.

Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?"
Abby: "No! It was my shoe."
*Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.*
Drew: "You are fucking disgusting."

by Drewandabby January 25, 2011