fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

flomp

like a glomp but it doesn't knock you on your ass

* nobby flomps #zirc / (incubus_chick): keke / (incubus_chick): MASSFLOMPING

by Igor July 6, 2004

cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout December 22, 2007

Flomper

When something out of the ordinary happens to pop out/up. Can be used to describe anything that's floppy. Anything that suprises you can be described as a flomper/fwomper.

Looking at your moms ass gave me a flomper.
Did you see it when that girls tats popped out? What a flomper.

by West mo fo sho November 16, 2004

flumbar

An emotion consisting of confusion, sexual arousal, and bloodlust.

Girl 1 "Damn, do you see that guy over there?"

Girl 2 "Yeah, i just saw him beat that guy with his penis"

Girl 1 "He must be in a state of flumbar."

by FLMBR August 26, 2013

flumping

To recieve felatio whilst taking a dump.

I was flumping that Doris last night.
I was on the Gary getting flumped.

by The Gecko January 19, 2004

flumpet

Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.

Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."

Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."

by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010