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Ass Flossing 

When you take your roommates sheets and floss your ass with them. Very pleasant when done after a 5 mile run in 85% humidity. If done correctly the sheet will gently clense the top of the ass crack, the bung hole, the taint, and the nuts. Smile with glee as your roommate snuggles into bed and wraps himself in your ass
I got back from football practice and had a good ass flossing with Jim's sheets. -Or- I ass flossed with Jim's sheets and put them back in the dryer.
Ass Flossing by [Maze] September 30, 2005
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flip-flops 

sandals that are made of a base, sole, and a strip that goes in between the toes
I would not advise wearing flip-flops on a nature hike.
flip-flops by Light Joker July 8, 2005
Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.
Floast by Macca81 August 26, 2014

Mango Flops 

When a girls breasts are too small for her bra, causing the bra to flop around.
Guy 1: Dude we all can see the large amounts of air between her boobs and her bra.
Guy 2: Yeah those are some wicked mango flops.
The way to gossip about all things flossy.
"Girl, I don't know if you heard the flossip, but Mary was wearing a onesy and being a major beeyotch.
flossip by FlossipGirl January 28, 2008

flossing 

To show off all of your money, designer clothes, and expensive jewellery.
Damn johnny was flossing on everyone with that outfit today.
flossing by rip ollie April 20, 2018