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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
mugGet the Fix Newsmug.

Fixing the Cable

Chris and Natashlyn were fixing the cable while I was singing karaoke.
by RollTides0124 June 22, 2022
mugGet the Fixing the Cablemug.

bass fix

When one new school artist takes an old school song and adds a different beat with an excessive amount of bass to it. Most people will never hear the original song that was so perfect, then got slaughtered by the new school artist.
For example Gold Digger by Kanye West originally by Ray Charles.

Person 1: "Hey did you hear Kanye West's new song "Gold Digger"?"

Person 2: "Yeah it's crap, he just gave Ray Charles's "I've Got A Women" a bass fix."
by Miss Behavior October 8, 2013
mugGet the bass fixmug.

Jagen Fix

A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.
Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him
by Purp1epanda19 January 22, 2018
mugGet the Jagen Fixmug.

Bro im going to fix my vr

Term typically used by gay teens meaning to get their butts stuffed.
Bro im going to fix my vr with my friend
by Bro my vr November 21, 2020
mugGet the Bro im going to fix my vrmug.

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry
I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix
by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Feed-fixmug.

Fixings

Mark: “Hey, let me get one with all the fixings”

Waitress: “even the chicken?”

Mark: “yes ma’am, all the fixings”
by Mynameismenotyou December 1, 2021
mugGet the Fixingsmug.

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