Federal

(adj.) Against the law.

Shiiiiiiiiit! I aint doing that! That shit is ferderal and I been on parole since '94, cause I commit the crime!

by Homes136 December 15, 2003

United States Federal Government

A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.

Be a thief, the government hates competition.

Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.

by yu suk November 15, 2003

Federal Way

A medium sized town in Washington State located next to Tacoma. Basically serves as an edge city to Tacoma due to I-5 running through it. The school district is terrible, although the 4 high-schools and some of the middle schools aren't bad. Decatur HS and Lakota Middle School are very gifted in the arts/music program, winning contests regionally and nationally wide. One of the more diverse schools, but Asians run the ASB and Leadership. Thomas Jefferson HS is the Asian and Mexican hub and is known for their math and robotics team. Federal Way High School and Todd Beamer are more about sports, and have more blacks and Islanders than the other 2 schools mentioned. Thought as one of the more ghetto schools due to constant bomb threats and gangs. The high-schools are named after famous people, with the middle schools being named after fairy tale locations or lakes such as Green Gables and Brigadoon. Due to its suburb feeling there isn't a nightlife, and the only entertaining things to do is the Dash Point State Park, Wild Waves or the Redondo Board Walk. Has your normal city elements such as gangs and hobos but they're found in the poorer parts of the city more. A nice place to live only if you are in Twin Lakes, the Enterprise Area or have a house on the Puget Sound. Worst places to live are by Lake Grove or Olympic View. An average town you should probably skip on a trip unless for Dash Point State Park or Wildwaves.

"How's life like in Federal Way?"
"Boring, it's a pretty average town."

by happymasksalesman July 13, 2016

Fedora Swag

A person who can pull off wearing either a trilby fedora hat or a standard fedora without looking like a tool. A guy or a girl who can pull off any article or accessory because of either extreme self-confidence or excessive levels of badass. It is always used as a positive statement, for it's sacredness is an almost God-like thing, and it must be preserved as such.

"Yo bitch, check out Tumnus; He got mad fedora swag ova' thur!...now make me a goddamn samitch."

by Fitz28803 September 10, 2012

Fedora

Definition of a Fedora- A wide-brimmed hat from the 1900's

3 people who wear fedoras are:

1. Patrick Stump
2. Bruno Mars
3. Justin Timberlake

Example:

Patrick Stump: *comes on stage wearing his cap*

Some fans: PATRICK, WHERE'S YOUR FEDORA!!??

Patrick Stump: *doesn't respond because he's already started singing*

lol this was kind of a bad example

by canadian._.psycho22 December 1, 2017

Sparkle Time Fedora

A Golden Fedora on Roblox which was originally given out in December 2007 for hitting 1337 Profile Views.
It is a Limited Item currently. It has a Series as well, with colours like Red, Purple and the controversial White.
The Short Name is STF.

I want to trade a Sparkle Time Fedora for your Red Balloon.

by therobloxian496311804 March 22, 2020

Federline

Unit of measurement used to determine how much of a douchebag you are being. 1000 Federlines=1 K-Fed

That guy is a total douche, I bet he is about 800 Federlines.

by Spacemonkey Mafia April 13, 2008