female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

Female Bankruptcy

The act of clearing your slate of all of the females in your life. Halting communication and not seeing your women anymore. Like financial bankruptcy, you start fresh, with all new women.

Female Bankruptcy is usually deployed when you are sick of all of the women in your life and realize you need to start fresh with new and different women.

I am sick of all the girls I have been seeing, I declare Female Bankruptcy.

by The berboy May 25, 2012

female anime addict

A female, particularly someone with the name of Gabby who needs to get a life and possible rehab.

I cant believe Gabby is a female anime addicted.

by cinnamon rolls May 1, 2015

female whisperer

a single man that can heal females, and can also make miracles happen for females

The female whisperer who is remarkable with females.

by MBC ACTION April 18, 2018

female bacon

When the exterior of a women's vagina that resembles the outer cornmeal crust on peameal bacon or back bacon which also sounds similar to female bacon

Dude I was about to eat out jessica until I realized she had female bacon and I had to make up an excuse to leave

by EnisThePenis September 27, 2017

Female Sniping

For one to go on an app such as Instagram or Snapchat and search for a girl to fall in love or hook up with

Last night I was Female Sniping and I found the perfect girl

by Jack Ferguson January 21, 2020

Female dog

When you can’t say bitch due to censorship

Person: Man, Susan’s such a *female dog*

by nenenenenenenen September 21, 2020