Facebook Roulette

Randomly clicking on friends of friends until you get back to someone you know.

Joe: Instead of studying for the exam, I got plastered and played facebook roulette for 3 hours.
Jose: You're retarded.

by The New Lizard King December 16, 2009

Facebook Phoenix

There comes a time when a person chooses to burn down their current facebook profile and re-build an entirely new facebook persona. This might occur after a divorce, a nasty break-up, or even moving to a new town. It involves un-friending everyone they know, deleting all their pictures and starting all over from scratch. The old you goes away and the new you emerges from the flames like a Phoenix rising.

Boy, Don had a rough divorce! He lost his car, his house, his kids. He's moving to Florida and starting fresh. He even did a Facebook Phoenix and wiped out his whole online profile. He's looking to re-build his entire life.

by miwok April 29, 2011

Facebook sitting

The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.

I could not stop Facebook sitting yesterday, I didn't get anything done.

by lythande February 12, 2010

Facebook

The digital holocaust.

The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.

by Schnitterbit January 16, 2011

Facebook Foreplay

Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.

The facebook foreplay was hot, but in person it just wasn't there.

by cammie B April 13, 2009

Facebook brag

To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.

"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"

"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."

by mynoduesp1123 August 13, 2008

Facebook widower

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007