Eskimo

An elderly man whos health has been effected from past activies in his life. Usually from being a party animal and taking it too far for too long of a time. An eskimo is a man who has abused drugs and lost his mind, contracted a vast variety of STD's from unprotected sex with too many partners, has diseased skin from the harmful effects of artificial tanning, no money from too much gambling, a nasty cough that sounds like a dog barking from lungs full of tar from too much smoking, and no money from gambling too much.

"you see that guy wearing the winter hat puffy coat and talking to himself?"

"ya why"

"whys he dressed like an eskimo its 100 degrees and the middle of july?!?!?"

"he must have partied too hard when he was younger"

by politician October 13, 2012

Eskimo Triplets

When three guys, typically friends, knowingly have sexual relations with the same female at separate times.

Dude you had sex with Jen too??, so did Bob and Bill, you guys are Eskimo Triplets!!

by MotorboatnMoose August 28, 2010

eskimo surprise

After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.

In winter:

Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.

by barf September 11, 2008

Eskimo Iced Tea

Urine, served over ice and angostura bitters.

Pour me an Esjie tea, baby?

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

Dirty Eskimo Kiss

The male or gay equivilent of scissor kissing for women or lesbians.

I have lost my zest for life after catching Bryan and Chris Dirty Eskimo Kissing.

by Whoredo January 3, 2009

Eskimo Brothers

When two aquanted men sleep with the same girl in such a small window, that when the second man is having sex the girl rubs her stomach and the first mans crusty semen snows down on him ultimately making them Eskimo brothers.

Once the first flake fell I knew that we were Eskimo brothers bonded for life.

by Floyd.amf September 17, 2017

eskimo party

popularised by the hull rock indie band the term has been demeaned with alternate meanings, it is a word to describe the musical trio

Follow Your Instinct eskimo party

by John Manson July 5, 2012