Eucharist

An ancient sex act, common between Christ and his apostles by which he shared his blood and body with those closest to him. This was practiced by early Christians, especially the Gnostics, and has been extensively documented by Elaine Pagels, Professor Emeritus of Religion at Princeton University, as well as by other scholars.

The Eucharist is performed every Sunday in every Catholic Church. The priest offers wine and wafer to the supplicant, and the divine miracle of transubstantiation transforms those profane precursors into the body and blood of Christ.

My favorite part of Sunday service is receiving Eucharist from my priest!

by Honest Curio January 28, 2023

Educated

Well no the causal path way IS obvious. They get educated and think they are better than everyone else and omit men (in terms of selection) in a way that MEN DO NOT.

Hym "Men DON'T DO THAT to women when they get educated and women DO DO THAT. That's the obvious causal pathway. Maybe it's only obvious because I'm a genius... Hmmm.... Well, there. Now you know. That's what I'm here for! You're welcome!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2023

Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.

I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023

Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 4, 2023

educational local

A friend you know that goes to a nearby high school, college, or university

"yoo that's my friend over there! he's an educational local" "greetings my educational local, how u been?"

by gyattamasaurus rex September 1, 2023

educated wish

Not a lie but an estimate in the form of a wish backed up by little evidence and hopes and dreams.

"It's not a lie! It's an educated wish!" -Deadpol

by Iwasnuetered July 27, 2024

Educated Wish

A wish based on knowledge and experience and therefore likely to come true.

Wolverine: You Lied
Deadpool : NO!!!! I made an educated Wish!!!!!!

by Cashbeaste July 29, 2024