dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017

Wolf Ditch

(Verb) to consistently lead someone on that you are meeting up with them and making plans and then you ditch the plans at the last minute for other plans or someone else (another pack) or by yourself (lone wolf).

You can also wolf ditch a friend by kicking them out of your pack and essentially throwing them to the wolves.

Nancy was supposed to meet the rest of us at the restaurant but she wolf ditched us to hang out with her man instead.

I wolf ditched Nancy the other day because I was sick of her.

by Krmitlover June 26, 2017

Go Dutch

When two people each masturbate next to each other. Like when going out for a meal and each personal paying for themselves.

Dick and Jane gave up sex for lent so instead they decided to go dutch.

by Seaeye June 30, 2022

vanilla von dutch

Its a drink made up of vanilla absoulot and coke mixed up originated in the bay area.

What's that you sippin vanilla von dutch. By the fendi boyz of the MGM

by cris money February 12, 2008

Back to Back Dutch Rudder

When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.

Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.

by PomplemooseJones February 12, 2010

Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006