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Ditch Pig

A "kick 'er to the curb" kind of gal. Someone you've had your fun with, then thought better of it. Low-life bitch. Worse than a regular, "Pig". Someone who crawled out of the gutter. Someone not worthy of your association. The girl that wronged you, and then moved on to a better life, while leaving you in the ashes.
I'm not hangin' out with that "Ditch Pig". I'd date her if she weren't such a "Ditch Pig". We had a good time, but that's all it was, 'cuz she's just a "Ditch Pig", and she'll drag me down.
by Greenmoon October 2, 2011
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doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender
he has a doach
by JB May 7, 2004
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ditch and switch

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship
Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.
by Janis Popular May 2, 2020
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Dignity Ditch

The art of observing a man or woman's entry into a toilet stall followed by silence indicating that they expect said person to leave. Only, one pretends to leave by opening and closing the door yet remain inside allowing the subject a false sense of privacy. Upon forceful evacuation of the bowels and much flatulence said observer involuntarily commences hysterical laughter thusly devastating any sense of dignity said subject had before entering the stall followed by immediate egress with a great sense of joy at another's expense.
" I just pulled a dignity ditch on that guy from IT, I hope he didn't see my shoes!"
by Joshua Gibson November 29, 2007
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ditchpig

"My god, what a ditchpig"
by phil k April 22, 2005
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Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.
I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car
by Michael Schock September 22, 2006
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Doch

long but narrow (thin) penis
(opposite of Chode)
my friend mike Economopoulos has a doch
by chris mikrovas June 28, 2010
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