doots

a black and white neutered cat/squeedely deets

I got a doots in my toots

by Deets April 20, 2003

Dorks

male's who participate in male to male sexual activity. That includes males who doubly penetrate a female's hole at the same time. also see dorking.

Ralph and Jack dorked Jill in her hoo-ha at the same time. This would not be the first time Ralph's and Jack's peckers would touch.

by jOhn January 5, 2005

good darts

more like.

fuck. she is fine.

you are in the middle of london and a rather attractive female flock of whores/humans walk past "criiiickey charlie, good darts"; then anyone with a long schlong would wip it out and rag her silly.

by henno garby September 11, 2006

Irish Darts

When a woman spreads her cheeks and invites multiple strong men to launch midgets face-first into her asshole, usually resulting in intense bruising, and extreme anal pleasure. Note: Not fun to be the midget in this sexual act.

Chloe: Hey Danny and John, wanna have a game of Irish Darts? I'll be the dart board!

Danny: Ok, but we'll need a midget...

Kristen: I'm game!

(John launches Kristen towards the asshole of Chloe, smothering her in a blood/fecal matter combination)

by tdnizzle111 July 17, 2011

dorkslide

A male with red hair, imagined to be a jarhead with glasses. Goes by this alias to keep his identity secret, belongs to the secret society believed to be known as Big Hunks.

Get well soon, dorkslide, your aim's really off this afternoon.

by Sephyr March 26, 2005

dorksnuffer

Someone who is clueless and comes across as stupid and/or retarded.

He is such a dorksnuffer. He couldn't even spell moo.

by Moosersz August 28, 2006

dootski

used to describe an older, unfunny, fat , stupid person who is not cool in any way shape or form

my buddy's step dad is a real dootski

by The Mexcellent one January 2, 2012