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Miami Dolphins

An American pro football team that hovers around mediocrity for decades at a time, often pissing off Daniel Tosh and the rest of the fans.
Hey what's wrong with Daniel?
Oh nothing he's fine, he's just a Miami Dolphins' fan.
by Tom Lee-Jones white Jr. lll December 8, 2014
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dolphin queef

When a girl queef's in water and it sprays water out like the air hole of a dolphin.
Dude that girl totally dolphin queefed on my face
by stretchamoe October 18, 2010
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dusky dolphin

Belonging in the lagenorhynchus family, Dusky dolphins are the most acrobatic of all dolphin species leaping for hunting, mating and play reasons. They have striking markings on their body and were names Dusky dolphin after their dusky colouration.
They are found in the southern hemisphere around New Zealand, South Africa, South America and the Fawkland Islands. Grows from 1.5-1.8 metres long. Dusky dolphins are known for their extremely friendly personality and are very approachable, they are also avid bowriders and often socialise with seals and whales and even interbreed with other dolphin species such as the Common dolphin.
Can go swimming with Dusky dolphins in Kaikoura, New Zealand.
Dusky dolphins are the most acrobatic dolphin in the world
by _nightshade June 22, 2007
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slippery dolphin

When a guy is fucking his girl from behind and his dick slips out and accidentally penetrates her anus causing her to arch her back and scream "eeeeet, eeeet, eeeet!"
That porpoise noise coming from the bedroom last night must've been mom getting a slippery dolphin from dad!
by brneyes10 August 8, 2016
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Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.
Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell
by Gay Mc April 9, 2003
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Canadian Dolphin Slinger

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off
Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.
by mattmattmattmattmattburns April 17, 2010
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Flipper the Dolphin

1.Idealistic conservative who frequents Fark.com and points out the errors of liberals. Famous for pointing out to self-proclaimed progressives that they are a neocomm in all but name. The name originally was an homage to the flip-flopping ways of John Kerry.

2. Name of a dolphin on a children's show on American television in the 1960's.
"Flipper the Dolphin was right! Again!" - Heap
by 21-7-b April 26, 2005
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