Doinking

Hooking Up With Someone Over Msn.

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L

by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009

doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

by Keegan B. September 15, 2006

donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.

"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"

by dan May 22, 2003

Doink

Doink can have the same meaning as "cool" or "awesome." Used to describe something you like.

Dude, that car is so "doink!"

by CR life April 25, 2009

doinks

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.

I know it's hot, today, but does gary really need to be wearing doinks and showing so much leg?

by Rake In Hell August 2, 2012

Donky Punch

Donky Punch originates from, sex with a cheap slut.

This happpens when you get the slut from the back, and front her into a corner. While you are pounding the shit out of her, you pull her hair and punch her in the face as you blow your wad in her ass.

last nite i did your old lady, look at her phat lip. ps. sluts like it

by Brian Bailey AKA SUPERMAN April 21, 2004

Double Doink

When you have sex with one person, then another unbeknownst to the first, and you go back to the first with double the sex juices in/on your genitalia.

Friend: Dude, did you hear about the girl next to you in Physics? I heard her boyfriend fucked her seconds after he got his dick wet with some other chick’s vag juice.

Other Friend: Oh, you mean she got double doinked! Back to back like she’s on the cover of lethal weapon.

Both: Whoaaaaaa. Very important and very pretentious.

by MysterC495051 January 6, 2019