ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

Upper Decker

When you go in the TOP tank of the toilet. Best used at a party or with an audience.

Aw, man! Someone pulled an upper decker!

by Goldgoatturd February 20, 2009

Big Dicker

When your girlfriend is riding your cock as you look up at the big dipper. The two best things in the world cum together.

-"I was getting dome by the campfire when I looked up and saw the big dipper. It was the best Big Dicker I've ever gotten!"

by Dixin Mahass May 14, 2011

double dicker

situation in which one is brought to a state of happiness or excitement such that one wishes he had two penises so that he could jerk off both of them.

Rob: "Dude, I just won the gold medal in seven events this Olympics, plus, I won the lottery yesterday and seem to have developed superhuman powers."
Ricky: "Holy shit. That's a double dicker."

by Rob February 15, 2003

lower decker

The opposite of the upper decker, which involves leaving a fresh pile of feces on the floor next to the toilet, but none actually in the toilet. The lower decker can be used in many situations, such as the workplace or enemies homes.

"Dude, I totally did a lower decker in the men's bathroom."

by simechkr May 12, 2006

donker

Another word for Penis.

I'll cut off your donker.

by g0blin September 1, 2004

dockets

cash money any type foreign or domestic

I got the dockets waiting

by ctorres903 September 8, 2006