Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Dirt Wrinkle

Another term for asshole.

I stuck my finger in her dirt wrinkle and she shot across the room like a rocket.

by Detroit Jesus July 11, 2009

put on dirt

When your team gets rekt, or you rek someone.

Dude, we got put on dirt.

I know man, they whupped us good.

by MN_Maverick April 10, 2016

Squirt’n Dirt

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

dirt bed

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

by vwallac January 20, 2014

dirt ladder

When you gather dirt on coworkers with intention of extortion to climb the corporate ladder.

Nick started an "off record" work chat in order to get his peers to leak information he could use to climb his dirt ladder.

by Old Sparky April 9, 2020

Dirt Diggers

Your dogs AKA feet

feet that dig into the ground

long toe nails is normally the cause

(kid bare foot with unshaved dog nails)
PUT THE DIRT DIGGERS AWAY

by Taylor_Bagel August 19, 2022