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Ding Dong

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong
by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019
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nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.
by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Ding-dong

A drink that restaurant servers share after a busy and stressful rush. Usually a small serving of a creamy stout like Guinness, drank quickly like a shot. It's purpose is to force the staff to take a step back from their tasks, meet up at the bar, take a quick drink and resume service with a clearer head and renewed comraderie.
"Ding-Dong! Meet up at the bar in 30 seconds for a team building exercise!"
by WIZORD666 August 11, 2014
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Ding dong ditch

When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
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biggest ding dong

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020
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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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