Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Ding Bat

A bat that is flying into a metal object, making the sound 'ding!'

Did you see that ding bat? It was the loudest one to fly into that pole yet!

by lungsgnul February 1, 2010

ding dong

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

by JT October 29, 2004

ding dong

a great reggae-dancehall artist/performer straight from Jamaica. a famous dance by this artist is "bad man forward,bad man pull up."

ya kno ma boi ding dong in da house, yall need to get roun down ya girlass breakn down bad man forwa badman pullu

by D-Boz March 21, 2007

Ding Dong

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

by Datboiswheel April 22, 2017

shing ding

a stupid bitch with no class, one who fucks alot a men, whos pussy is wide open ready 4 u to slide in, she lis a loose bitch who is passed around like a jobcorps square ciggerete on a drought

that bitch right there a shing ding, she fucked the whole jobcorps campus

by GDN7-4-14 September 4, 2009