sand dildo

when an old gross man lies under the sand at the beach with his dick upright

wow look at dat sand dildo

by poo man chu January 22, 2011

Dragon Dildo

A huge ass dildo shaped like a dragon penis that destroys your ass.

My ass hurts after using that dragon dildo.

by Nargacuga King August 28, 2017

piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

double sided dildo

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.

max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

by konrad and christian July 31, 2008

dildo

a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

Jenny please pass me my dildo

by Mykellex April 9, 2006

Dallon

Noun. - Dallon, a funny, smart, weird, literal person. Most Dallons preferred hobby involves playing video games. Dallons can be a bit hot headed sometimes, so be careful.

"Hey dude, Dallon and I are going to play some video games after school, want to come?"

"Sure!"

by Diggersby tho November 23, 2013

flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.

Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos

by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013