suck a cow dick

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.

Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.

by Dinosaur359 May 10, 2017

Dick Donor

A name used to refer to:

1. a male prostitute.
2. a man used for casual sex.

As only his dick is required the name of the man attached is unknown.

See also: Richard Donor

1. Harry: “I’m hooking up with Dick Donor tonight.”
2. Emily: “I had a one night stand with Dick Donor last night.”

by Pro2000 August 25, 2013

Dick Joust

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

Big Dick Nick

The greatest man alive, Nick Foles. Standing at 6 feet and 6 inches tall and weighing in at 243 lbs. he is rumored to have the largest cock on the Philadelphia Eagles, hence the nick name “Big Dick Nick”.

“Hey, did you see Big Dick Nick beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl”?

by DonkeyDick333 February 9, 2018

Devil Dick

N. usually in reference to a 'fuckboy'

-A penis SO FUCKING ENCHANTED it is capable of putting one under a spell much like the devil himself. A penis so MAGNIFICENT that it will drive you to the point of absurdity just to obtain it. Proceed with caution.

(11:30p.m.)
'Hey stranger, wyd'
'I'm out w my girls'
'I can't get you out of my head..I wanna see you'
'BE GONE DEVIL DICK'

by Asking for a friend October 12, 2016

Spick Dick

What people call a Spanish guy's penis. Any central or south american guy you would normally call a spick. Well this spick has a dick so his dick is called a SPICK DICK, a beaner peener, or for his ball sack you'd call it a wetback nutsack.

Ashley - I'm lovin' that sexy blonde surfer over there.

Taylor - Fuck white guys, i love me some spick dick!

by LoveSpickDicks November 12, 2011

dick meeting

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009