desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

by zacho January 9, 2003

desemenate

1. v. to extract the semen out of something

2. v. (slang) to take the manliness out of something

Dude Jack's been desemenated from modern television.

by vVincentv July 6, 2008

Desert Stick Throw

When you get a dry tug job

Desert Stick throw, getting rubbed out with no lube, no dome at all

by Ope Crew March 14, 2009

Dense Breast

Breasts that hold their own. Not flappy or non-existent.

Timothy: Sarah's breasts are poppin' man.
Juan: No, Haley's got dense breasts, Sarah's are popped.

by Shady2.0 December 12, 2016

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

Demsey

An amazing woman thats always there for you. She loves with her whole heart and nothing less. She loves to party but also loves to just chill. A Demsey is a very special person that should be nurtured by everyone.

"Wow, Demsey is so amazing"

by The G Jaiden October 21, 2019