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When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.
I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.
by Butt-Fer3000 March 11, 2022
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Ben Decker

The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.
by faglord3000 August 7, 2017
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Double decker

U do this to a girl u hate when ur about to climax shove her over and the jizz in ur hand and when she tries to get up shove the jizz in her nose and run away it is called this because u humiliate her twice
by Hoddy toddy June 19, 2014
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Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.
My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.
by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022
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Triple Decker Pecker Tower

Sex move: when three men are having a threesome and the guy on the bottom is giving anal, the guy in the middle is receiving AND giving anal, and the guy on top is getting anal while his dick/her strap-on flops about like an epileptic fish.
“Jerry, we’re gonna do a Triple Decker Pecker Tower later, you want in? If so you’re taking top
by Diddychimken December 27, 2019
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Decker

A Decker is a ginger-haired person with a simple comb-over.
This person is loving, forgiving, and cool for the most part.
Back in school, a Decker would study little, but still somehow manage to get almost straight A’s.

A Decker lets few people into their heart. But those people are the most loyal, trustworthy, and funny friends a person could ever have.
Dude, this Decker Guy is so cool!”
by xX_Boss_Xx November 30, 2017
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Black and Decker Sandwich

Pulling out a hammer and making someone eat it to the face (AKA Knudsen special).
by Sumknowlegeoftheuniverse September 21, 2025
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