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wank cycles

When you tactically bat one out so that you'll last longer should you be lucky enough to get some action later on.
Josephina: Wow, honey! You lasted much longer than your standard 45 seconds tonight.

Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles right today in the hope of having prolonged sexual intercourse with you this evening. Thanks for noticing. Two minutes is a new record.
by Handsome_Cat April 19, 2022
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Flop-Periodic Cycle

The chosen street name for the period between 1800th-2100th century.
Argh, how could they be that stupid in the Flop-Periodic Cycle, it is simple. Period.
by TЭГMiNoЮgiC November 25, 2023
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The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.
Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017
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themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of referring to the old version which was menstrual cycle. Now it's inclusive.
They/them 1: Wow I'm having a rough go on my themstrural cycle.

They/them 2: your what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018
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The "R" Cycle

A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.
"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."
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