custy

1. Used to describe a layer of crust that forms on a girl's cunt when she doesn't wash herself in a long time.
2. Describes something completely filthy, disgusting, dirty.
3. Describes a girl that doesn't wash herself.

"That girl is custy, just look at her, she never bathes."
"This gym floor is custy, I'd never walk barefoot on it!"

by Lisa May 20, 2004

custard darling

White girl

Chayzee custard darling over there

My custard darling is penggg

by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 15, 2003

custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 14, 2009

Custer

A "Custer," is a buster with a "C," ordained by the 55th St Crip Set Kingpin, Crip Mac.

That boi a Custer...why do we use a "C?" Because we crippin in this bish.

by 🐺 November 21, 2021

Custard

When you have been turned down by a woman. Similar to receiving a custard pie in the face

"ha ha custard m8 she didn't like you"

by sugs79 October 9, 2008

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016