moon crusher

A moon crusher is someone who anally penetrates others brutally or intensely.

In prison they called my dad the moon crusher

by Leonard skinhead March 3, 2019

Wesley Crusher

A S&M technique used by female fans of Star Trek in which they yell out SHUT UP WESLEY!! Grabbing you by the balls and squeezing them until semen shoots out of your ass.

My trekkie girlfriend did the Wesley Crusher on me last night and now I'm in the hospital in need of a testicular transplant.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

dumpster cushion

Noun, a worthless piece of trash, that enjoys bringing home/sleeping on other worthless pieces of trash. Also known as a berry. Austin's very own Kim berry. Native to the region.

Frank was dating a dumpster cushion. She smelled like trash.

by Bwaaaahaha July 9, 2019

anal cushion

An anal cushion is when the inside of the ass/booty is visible on show and you sit on it like a pillow

She sat on the anal cushion it was soft squidgy.

by Liam is sexy July 1, 2020

Douche Cushion

The facial hair of someone who is a douche. Can be used to refer to the facial hair or the individual that douchily wears it

Guy 1: Rambling about douchey financial job that takes advantage of struggling companies. Bragging about laying people off and making money of peoples pain

Guy 2: “is that douche cushion to shield your lips from all the dicks you suck all day? You f’kn douche cushion”

by Larry the Lizzard January 5, 2021

Pencil Crusher

usually a big nonce who likes to touch little ginger boys named luke or nico

"omg look there goes one of those pencil crusher fellows"

by Mr. Tickleson the ninth July 1, 2022

twink crusher

Somebody so fat that can crush a twink

That person is a twink crusher

by DarthGigi May 18, 2023