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Curtissexual

when you are attracted to Curtis peoples...
"hey do you know Curits?"
"Yeah he's so hot, he made me Curtissexual!"
by 109736598 January 18, 2024
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Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing
CURTIS IS SO HOT
by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024
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cumtusion

What occurs when two men ejaculate into the same hole of a female at the same time during double penetration, forming a new sperm concoction.
Hey, I heard you got double penetrated last night!
Yeah, it was so hot that they both finished inside me at the same time, I had to deal with quite the cumtusion.
by davidsequois March 9, 2024
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Curtis

Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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Curtis Bridge

A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
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Curtis T

When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.
Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
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