Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

by tex115 March 24, 2010

chainie

someone who chain smokes

"oi helen bra, wanna go for another one?"
"beth you bloody chainie...okay"

by imagunnakissyou May 17, 2007

Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

by zycose January 17, 2011

carinn

A very, very kind girl that you never want to pass. She is one of the best friends/girlfriend you will ever have. With her being kind, she is also beautiful.

I just met this girl, super sweet and pretty!
Bet her name is Carinn.

by Avaromeroo March 9, 2017

carini

Verb; Slang for a failed sexual advance.

(Cuh-ree-knee)

I tried to make a move, but instead I just carini'd.

I carini every time I go on a date.

by Tru7hiness September 14, 2010

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008