cowboy cable

television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels

person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"

by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007

curtain crawler

A young child that is at the age of walking. It comes from using curtains to hold on to. The age can extend beyond the learning stage.

"Daddy's little girl took her first step today."

"So now you're my little curtain crawler."

by cryinmybeer September 7, 2009

Crotch Crawlers

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...

Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.

by Crunk Dawson December 19, 2009

Shadow Crawler

1. teresa leslie
2. becca teti

I was hanging out with the Shadow Crawlers the other day, I love them so much.

by lifeiiigigig September 1, 2010

Non Cabler

A person without cable tv.

Stephanie and I missed out on the latest episode of Game of Thrones on HBO because we are non cablers.

by kiso June 21, 2013

snap a cable

to deficate, poop.

Man, I gotta go snap a cable!

by Timothy Boniface August 2, 2008

Cradle Rocker

Cradle Rocker ( Cradle Rocking ) the meaning when an older person of legal age is having relations with one of younger age.

#Cradle Rocker: Hey darling.. I understand you're only 15 but I'd rock your cradle.

#Victim: I'm down

by B0NK3Y159 February 11, 2009