A gay couple

When a boy and a boy have a intimate relationship

Like Charlie Guy and Charlie Willoughby and maybe some Mohamed are a gay couple

by Bjvivufg October 16, 2017

cobblejobbing

cobblejobbing (gerund); to masturbate with an artificial limb, whether one presently in use by the subject, or one not currently being used as a limb

I got fired from my clerical job at the prosthetic clinic after I was caught cobblejobbing in the storeroom by the surgical assistant

by twentington July 14, 2007

couple syndrome

The condition that new couples often exhibit in relation to friendships. This often includes canceling plans, ditching early, not drinking, etc. Often, it gets blamed on the new person, though the friend is usually equally at fault for giving in and ditching fun plans with friends.

"Hey, is Jason coming out tonight?" .... "nah, he just texted, he's got couple syndrome, he and Sarah are staying in again"

by sassalot December 31, 2012

cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.

This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.

by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.

A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.

by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007

Weed Couple

A couple that is in a loving relationship but that smokes and/or sells weed together . They provide each other with weed and encourage their smoking of reefer . The best relationship there is .

Weed Couples are the best , they smoke together , sell together , and sleep together .

by Definer137 October 26, 2011