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Correct English

Correct English is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pronunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern English Language. "Correct English" in fact, implies nothing of value, since English, as a language, is English and though I'm using English right now, I call it a fucking Elevator, not a Lift, because I am an American.
James: Hello, sir.

George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!

James: Thank you for bieng an ignorant asshole. It is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.

George: Your welcome?
by WordSmithWhoLearnedIt September 2, 2009
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politically correct

1. The practice of avoiding words or phrases that are associated with stereotypes and unsupported assumptions about groups of people, or that inadvertently reinforce them. See sexism, racism. 2. A term used by conservatives who want to complain when people complain about their sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted remarks, often with the suggestion that the offended person has no right to express their own opinion. See: dog whistle, see: free speech is a two way street.
1. We prefer the term "Native American" instead of "Indian" because it is both historically accurate and shows respect their much longer presence in this country.

2. Female executives are fine, except they all need a really good executive assistant one week a month. If you don't think that's funny, you are just being "politically correct."
by Henry V September 17, 2015
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tax collector

Better work hard for your life lest you'll end up being a tax collector.
by Gerrycongo January 23, 2009
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Correct English

The use of the english language without any slang or improper grammer. This is excluding add-on's such as the following:
Forshizzle
Negro
Nizzy
Kizzy
Fershizzy
Bobizzy
and other 'gangster' slang or anything Snoop Dawg may say.
George: Hello sir! How are you today?
James: I am fine, how about yourself?
George: I am fine as well! Good bye friend!
James: Good bye!
George: Thank you for using Correct English so I can understand you sir!
James: Not a problem!

Here is englinsh when its not used correctly

Shoquifa: Yo' Bitxch! Wher' yo' azz bee!?
Nalatifa: Aw hewll naw! Hewll naaaaw! I know's yous forshizzin' azz aint talkin' to me hoe!
Shoquifa: Hewll yeas I was!
by Steve Collins February 26, 2006
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sodomize political correctness

Gay anal rape it with intense sodomizing force tearing it's asshole tissue and causing profuse anal bleeding.Then reach around and jack it off until it splooges in it's own face!
by raging ass homo April 25, 2005
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Bone Collector

A man who hooks up with girls for the primary purpose of increasing the number of people he has slept with.
Bone Collector: "I'm the Bone Collector and I'm gonna bone collect her!"

BC's Friend: "You are a douche"
by hortesque March 15, 2009
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Singing Fish Collector

Someone who has a sick obsession with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish. They hoard the childish toys in their rooms or basements, and do nothing but play with them all day, Most usualy do not have friends. They are usualy diagnosed with a disease, called singingfishatitus, a malfunction of the brain causing a sexual attraction to a rubber mounted fish who singing songs. Many of these people are on youtube and this fad is very active. If you try to contact one, he or she will most likely troll you, with cuss words. There are MANY many of these people on yotube. I dont recomend contacting them.
"My singing fish loves and talks to me"

-quote from singing fish hoarder on youtube with the user name of (some letters blacked out)

*******fr***38

Singing Fish Collector person who is deeply obsessed with them.
by Laygorian September 11, 2011
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