rent a cop

A state certified and trained person who is essentially a private police officer. Used when 24hr police coverage can not be provided. Depending on the state, a "Rent-a-Cop" has arrest powers and carries a weapon. They can easily put you in as much trouble as a "real" cop. Most are Ex-Police/Milatary. Depending on the contract, the pay is actually better than local law enforcement.

::While setting in a cell: "Yo, G, I cant belive I gots arrested by a rent a cop"

by Slinger646 January 2, 2006

Rent-A-COP

1.) The ULTIMATE security guard;

2.) An agent of uniformed or assumed authority who is contracted out by others who shit on them as a means of cost-efficient, cheap-ass, under-qualified, ego-driven, completely useless substitute for actual law enforcement with the mundane task of performing substandard security services (w/ a smile) in a place of total unimportance without any hope of actual recognition for the half-assed job they are expected to fufill;

3.) Any security guard (contract or in-house) that has been retitled "Public Safety" for the sake of some ego-inflated management in order to complete some sense of delusional importance

Lemme see your badge, Rent-a-COP. Do you even have a gun, Rent-a-COP?

by Deputy Donkey June 11, 2011

Cops Cameraman

The fastest, most fearsome criminal tracking entity known to man. Rarely can a criminal outrun the Cops Cameraman, and they have been responsible for numerous takedowns, finding hiding suspects and catching people doing stupid things on national television.

"Dude, we lost the cops...we're good"
"Shit dude, you forgot the Cops cameraman"

by VinnyDeath February 6, 2010

Time-Cop

A person who enforces that an appropriate amount of time has been spent on each specific task.

I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.

by Jonny C. March 20, 2008

Content Cop

A series made by IDubbbzTv that focuses around talking about YouTubers content and why it's bad.

Guy: Did you see the new content cop?
Guy 2: Yeah. It was pretty cool

by IG: i_stole_your_kids January 23, 2018

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

cop poppin

The use of a females breasts or physique to cause a police officer to get an erection during a traffic stop. This will cause the officer to forget about the traffic violation at hand and ask for her phone number instead.

Wow, you used those double D's to get out of that speeding ticket by cop poppin!

by Westleton J. January 2, 2010