butt-cooched

when u take a joke so hard up the butt you also take it up your couch!!

come on chino don't get butt-cooched!!

by Savik,Toxik,Gator June 28, 2012

Cooch chaser

Michael Goodwin

Michael Goodwin is a cooch chaser

by Jackie chue May 25, 2022

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Swamp Cooch

Swamp cooch refers to a when a female refuses to clean that gunky discharge out from their many stomach folds, which leads to it fermenting and creating that iconic swampy smell.

Goddamn Allison's smelly Swamp cooch makes me want to blow my brains out.

by Discharge Dean December 6, 2025

The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.

‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’

by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021

Cotton Cooch

The state of having a tampon stuck in your vagina canal because it is too dry.

“Yo what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“I cant get my tampon out. I think I have cotton cooch”

by Kittyqueen123 January 28, 2022

cooch sauce

the sauce that comes out of one’s cooch, usually a whore. most of the time it smells like dead fish or rotten cheese.

Dylan drank her cooch sauce the other day.
Oh shit, my cooch sauce just squirted everywhere!

by P3N15 F4C3 N1993R H34D 8====D April 28, 2019