Wadsworth Constant

For every video on Youtube skip forward 30%. This can also be applied with essay's, movies, posts etc.

Some Dumbass- Dude! Most videos are full of shit in the beginning.

Redditor- Duh, everyone knows that! Use the Wadsworth Constant!

Some Dumbass- The what?

Redditor- imgur(dot)com/gallery/yxfpC

by SplendideMendax October 2, 2011

Wadsworth Constant

For every Youtube video opened, the slider will be punched to 30%. This is to bypass any unwanted video in the beginning.

"Lol, the real video doesn't start til 1:21. Wadsworth Constant applies."

by clouds31 October 13, 2011

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

Constipants

Constipated Occupants.
When someone has "constipated occupants" that they need to get rid of; aka constipation.

Kimmy: Want to go to the gym later?
Caity: What time?
Kimmy: After my cooking class.
Caity: Sorry, I can't. I have some constipants that I need to take care of.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

atmospheric constipation

When a crappy and miserable weather pattern is stuck in an area and just won't move on. First used on television by Twin Cities KARE 11 meteorologist Sven Sundgaard to describe a way too long set of days in late October 2012 filled with cold and rain.

Hurrican Sandy was preventing the atmospheric flow of things over Minnesota, resulting in atmospheric constipation.

by claybabe2k October 25, 2012

Codstipated

The act of being constipated due to holding in a poop because you were playing cod.

Dude, I had to drop some dumpage while playing cod but I was 23-3 so i held it in. Now i have been codstipated since my first prestige.

by repthe406 February 19, 2011

constantini

asshat

constantini is an asshat

by ElmoThePettyTheif January 17, 2019