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Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.
The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.
by chasethedoor January 22, 2014
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colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).
Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.
by whiplash72 January 20, 2015
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Coconips

The act of taking melted chocolate and dripping it onto your partner's nipples. Later to eat them off as it hardens.
Hey baby, wanna see some Coconips?
by Afitz May 6, 2015
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codoner

Pronounced, "code-oner."

A coding boner; it's the "excitement boner," a coder or programmer realizes upon solving a major coding error or challenge. The male equivalent of coding nip-ons or "code-ons."
"Dude, I finally got the JSON file to execute properly. I'm so excited I got a code boner—a codoner!"
by Mediarazzi July 4, 2017
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colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.
"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet
by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017
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coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019
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colonia high school

the weirdest high school to go to. It is filled with Ghetto, horny and weird ass kids
ewww that bitch goes to colonia high school? tf
by stupidassbitch192 November 14, 2019
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