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Corking

Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman's vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.
Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?

"I corked her real good. She didn't even see it coming."

Nice. Corking is pretty cool.
by ashtonktchrlvr546 May 26, 2010
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cooking with gas

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Before natural gas people cooked with wood, then gas became the new thing, being modern up to date as in now your cooking with gas!
Wow I finally figured out how to put in my speed demon game card! now I'm cooking with gas!
by arthurnor August 31, 2011
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cockring

An instrument used to squeeze the penis and the balls together. It produces an immense sensation of feminization which any masculine individual really serious about sex and love should entertain and meditate.
The day when every man will use regularly a cockring will be a day of cooler, calmer and more respectful mutually enhancing sex.
by Ysengrim December 31, 2003
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you smell what I'm cooking

You understand what I'm saying???
You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?
by poppaamick May 28, 2006
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Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.
Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.
by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022
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cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack
"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.
by g0ofy January 27, 2007
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Cooking the flute

It is in reference to smoking dope through a pipe. Usually done by filthy dopemunchers that are too lazy to make a billy
Bloke one: Oi bra i was cooking the flute the other day when this tree jumped infront of me, so i full stabbed it.
Bloke two: aww spewin
by Jay-man Z-dog June 3, 2013
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