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Mr. Clutch

A guy who will fight anybody, but always backs out. He'll call everybody gay to hide his own sexuality, and lose his virginity to any lame old ho.
"Yo you see, Colton?"

"Yeah he's so Mr. Clutch.
by Barack Obama69 September 5, 2016
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A1 Gucci Clutch

A phrase used by people who are expressing happiness, or a feeling of luckiness. This should not be mixed up with the fictitious B2 Versace Brake, or C3 Kors Gas Pedal
Person 1: Dude I got a 72 on the math test, but the class average was a 48 so Mr. McGee is raising my grade to a 96.

Person 2: A1 Gucci Clutch!! He's raising my grade to an 88 from a 64!

Person 1: A1 Gucci Clutch!!
by A1 Gucci Clutch July 31, 2016
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pop my clutch

a man ... or transie, will say this when he wants you to play with his package.
WHEN YOU GUN' WORK ON MY STICK?

when you gun' suck my shit?

when you gun' POP MY CLUTCH!?
by luckyoutooshew. May 28, 2009
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double clutch

A awsome pop-punk band that is from cali. www.doubleclutchmusic.com
1) double clutch is my favorite band!
by fadeintoyoureyes January 25, 2005
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A1 Gucci Clutch

An expression used by people who feel extremely happy. Not to be confused with the fictitious B2 Versace Brake, or C3 Kors Gas Pedal.
Person 1: Dude I got a 72 on the math test, but Mr. Mcgee is curving it 24 points because the class average was a 42.

Person 2: A1 Gucci Clutch!
by A1 Gucci Clutch July 31, 2016
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Kung pow clutch

When a girl grabs your dick squeezes it really really hard then chops at it like a karate expert then she puts it on a flat surface and punches it and does elbow drops then finally leaves the man on his own ,crying over the fact that he just got pwned.
Wow, dude last night ... my girlfriend gave me the old kung pow clutch
by Jdiggityshit January 11, 2009
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baby's arm clutching a plum

A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 10, 2008
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