The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

denim clad

its a word for describing cloths. usually jeans and something made of hard cotton like fabric

Example 1: oh! he is wearing a pair of denim clad jeans.
Example 2: whatta denim clad snowsuit!

by huzail March 27, 2016

Jean Claude

A person with greasy hair and a VJJ-infection.
Jean Claude's love small horses and sheeps.
A Jean Claude always walks like a geriatric person and loves to tickle morrocan people and steal pencels.

Oh look that person is frying fries in her hair, it must be a Jean Claude!

by horsedickloverxoxo June 4, 2017

Scantling clad

All them motherfuckers who couldn’t make that freshman D Team trying to play against varsity.

Uncle Eddie putting an ass whooping on scantling clad.

by Bigdaddy29154 October 6, 2019

JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"

by Bruce ri March 17, 2021

Dogsby Cladsworth

A smarmy Monopoly man type character. Has a picture of himself smoking a cigar at his high school graduation on his instagram. Smiles like he earns money from other’s suffering.

Look at that man with a corncob pipe and evil in his eyes! He’s a real Dogsby Cladsworth.

by yoursexymom November 4, 2021

Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021