Skip to main content

First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
mugGet the First-Class-Douche-Bag mug.

pajama class

A class of people who have become complacent and continue to live in "lockdown mode". They are the "non essentials" They spend without earning. Shop in public wearing pajamas and complain when their door dash is late or their Netflix buffers.
The pajama class is complaining that the Golden Corral is understaffed, yet they refuse to work there because its beneath them.
by John Galt 2021 June 28, 2021
mugGet the pajama class mug.

math class

A place to stare and wander in space. A time to think deeply about your life. And fail many tests because of lack of intrest in pointless math problems.
"JOE PAY ATTENTION!"
"......zZzZzZz....."
by pAIGE October 1, 2002
mugGet the math class mug.

Class

Something MEN have and BOYS don't. Respect.
Boy:Aye' bitch, you look damn fine tonight can i pop yo' pussy?
Man:Hey, you look great tonight, you should come over to my place sometime.

CLASS
by C-AB 23 October 26, 2012
mugGet the Class mug.

Geometry Class

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.
Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"
by DudeIMJustKiddingLOLJKJKJKJK January 16, 2011
mugGet the Geometry Class mug.

Class Rep

Someone who is in student gov. at a school and makes bad ass decisions about uber important stuff that is essential to the well being of his class. Usually a Bro(s) is/are chosen to be a class rep.
Tod - i heard Reid L. is running for class rep!
Seb - yeah thats the word, hes is so cool
Tod - yeah he is, hes a lax bro right?
Seb - i think so, i mean, he has mad flow
Tod - Reid has my vote!
by Tod the Rodster February 21, 2009
mugGet the Class Rep mug.

Main line class of 2016

This grade if by far they most messed up class i have ever seen. All of the girls are whores or act like whore. Most of the boys will grab the girls tits and ass without even knowing them. The schools include. Radnor, Welsh vally, Haverford, Baldwin, Episcopal, Ais. All of these schools have sort of come togeather in this one grade to become some super orgy sex party all the time. From blow jobs to drugs and sexting scandals and the boys being OBSESSED with lacrosse. Belive me I am in this grade I know what goes on.
At At the dance. Boy walks up to girl grind on her he hooks up with her them after the dance she sucks his dick.
Typical in the Main line class of 2016
by 50%real May 8, 2011
mugGet the Main line class of 2016 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email